“OMG, Not Another #@%$# Sales Page!”

“That’s Right.  This Big, Red, Obnoxious Headline with 16-Point Type
Means It’s Time for Another Pull at Your Purse Strings!”

And let’s not forget the sub-heading that tells you how freakin’ awesome this product is going to be and why your life will totally suck without it…

Monday 2 a.m.  (I can’t sleep because I need to make money to send my kids to a good college)

Dear fellow human trying to make it in the world:

Since this is a sales letter, I’m required to tell you that you will experience intense pain, misery and a violent inferiority complex unless you purchase my new ebook, which will enrich your life in ways you can only imagine.

I’m also obligated to tell you that this new ebook and audio product will not only show you how to use Online Video, but it will also make you way more popular, clear your skin, whiten your teeth and improve your sex life.  (Results not typical. New FTC guidelines indicate that I can still say pretty much anything I want as long as I also say that the statements may or may not be true).  But I digress…

Right about here I should have a nice “call-out” box with a happy quote or testimonial singing the praises of my miracle ebook.  However, since it’s 2 in the bloody AM, I can’t find anyone who is awake to do a testimonial, except for Stella… But she’s a dog.  If she was human and could talk, I’m pretty sure that she would give the following testimonial…

“I don’t know what Lou does at the computer all day and half the night, but I know the dog food just keeps on coming, and that’s all I really care about.  And even though I’m just a cute little Pug, I’m smart enough to know that dog treats ain’t free. So whatever it is Lou is asking you to buy, please buy it!” – Stella the Pug

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way, we need some bullet points!

• This Online Video ebook is super awesome
• It even has audio with Lou’s charming Boston accent
• You will actually learn a shitload about getting video online
• It’s just $27 bucks
• You’ll be really happy and fulfilled if you buy this ebook

Last but not least, let’s be sure to include some rock-solid, iron-clad, undisclosed location guarantee, so that I get saddled with all the risk and not you.  How do you “return” an ebook anyway?  C’mon it’s 27 bucks!

Oh, two more things:  Scarcity and deadlines!  You gotta have some urgency… So how about if I put some numbers here and then cross them out, like there’s only a few left!?!  20 15 11 8.  Right!  Only 8 left!  (Wait, it’s digital.  How can there be only 8 left – oh nevermind!)

And deadlines!  Absolutely.  Order your Online Video Secrets right now, because you shouldn’t have to live another minute without it!

After this week, I’m pulling it off the shelves forever, only to be replaced next week but the same product with a different cover!

If you don’t order this week, I may have to come back and change the sales page, and that’s a total pain. So please, please order now!

(I should probably add all kinds of groovy arrows here, but I don’t know how to do that)  *>

Oh, yeh, I would normally throw in a bunch of worthless bonuses, but you’re too smart to fall for that, and – frankly – I just don’t feel like it.

Even more sincere than usual,

Lou

P.S.  The PS is the second most read part of a sales letter, so I really have to tell you that this ebook and audio on using online video is the real deal, and that you can get it for just $27 here!  (Really!)